with your spurs on.
interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder
it is to swaller.
If you find
yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
If it don't
seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave
his face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a
barber if you need a haircut.
If you get
to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody
else's dog around.
about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot
bigger'n you think.
drink upstream from the herd.
you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.
man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different
ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make
sure it's still there with ya.
judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad
give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be
surprised if they learn their lesson.
throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by
cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.
a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know
what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back
into your pocket.
a good chance to shut up.
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