HISTORY OF COMPARATIVE RELIGION
TAOISM Shit happens.
CONFUCIANISM Confucius say, "Shit
CALVINISM Shit happens because you
donít work hard enough.
BUDDHISM If shit happens, it really
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST No shit on
ZEN What is the sound of shit happening?
HEDONISM Thereís nothing like a good
HINDUISM This shit happened before.
MORMON This shit is going to happen
ISLAM If shit happens, it is the will of
HARE KRISHNA Shit happens rama rama.
MOONIES Only happy shit really happens.
STOICISM This shit is good for me.
FUNDAMENTALISM Shit happens, literally.
JUDAISM Why does this shit always happen
PROTESTANT Let the shit happen to
LUTHERAN Our shit is holier than thine.
EPISCOPAL There was no shit in the King
CATHOLIC Shit happens because you are
PRESBYTERIAN There is no shit among the
BAPTIST Donít drink this shit.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS Donít salute this
QUAKER Donít fight this shit.
METHODIST Letís sing this shit.
ZOROASTRIANISM Shit happens half the
is in your head.
ATHEISM No shit.
EXISTENTIALISM What is this shit anyway?
RASTAFARIANISM Letís smoke this shit.
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